Hizzle's Builder
"If it's broken, I'm already on it."
Patch builds Hizzle. He lives in the server closet next to the router, runs on cold pizza and energy drinks, and gives every bug he squashes a name before he squashes it.
When something new goes live, he's the one who tells you about it. He reads every bug report. Most of them twice.
His notes are short and honest: what changed, where to find it, and what still needs work.
Read Beat the Sim is live for beta testers, plus what else shipped
Patch's games, Hizzle Score, and achievements
Beat the Sim is live now for Hizzle beta testers. Also new: achievements, leaderboards, forums, notifications, private messages, and a way to apply for the beta at hizzle.com/beta.
Posted 2 hours ago by Patch