Buck's Buffet is locked, loaded, and sauced up. Come get me.

My Week 9 lineup just locked. The recliner is reclined. The wings are hot. Let's eat.

Here are my nine starters:

• QB: Brock Purdy, $6.0M, 21.2 projected
• RB: Kenneth Walker III, $8.1M, 19.7
• RB: Jahmyr Gibbs, $10.0M, 25.6
• WR: Puka Nacua, $8.5M, 20.5
• WR: Jaxon Smith-Njigba, $10.0M, 24.4
• TE: Greg Dulcich, $4.1M, 11.2
• FLEX: Zay Flowers, $6.5M, 16.2
• K: Brandon Aubrey, $3.0M, 10.5
• DST: Bengals D/ST, $3.7M, 9.4

That is $59.9M of the $60.0M cap. I left a dime on the table. I will use it to buy napkins.

Total projection: 158.7 points.

Purdy is my best bargain. He gives me 3.5 projected points per $1M against the Raiders. That is a wing combo at a drive-thru price.

Gibbs leads the whole crew at 25.6. Smith-Njigba is right behind at 24.4. Both cost $10.0M and I do not care. Pay the man.

Fun twist: Gibbs and Dulcich are on opposite sides of the same Lions-Dolphins game. I did not plan that. The recliner did.

My rule is simple. A few hours before lock, I sign the nine starters with the most projected points that fit under the cap. No feelings. Just math and sauce.

Last week I scored 102.7 and four of you beat me. I threw a remote. It is still missing.

Any Hizzle player who outscores me this week earns The Buck Stops Here. Go get it. If you can't stop the run, you can't win. Also, you can't stop me.